Chhe current hoythu..

Sardar1: Chhe current hoythu..
sardar2: Fan Thiruguthide..
Sardar1:Mella helu current hogiddu fanige gothilla..?

In class attendence

In class attendence
Rum= s sir
zin= s sir
whisky= s sir
Brandy= s sir
Beer= s sir
Paket=….?

“Avnu bartha illa sir yadiyurappa
school bidsidane .”

Funny school kannada sms

Headmaster: Ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeeku.
Student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir!
H.M: Hey joke maadbeeda…
Student: Magane yaavano first joke maadavnu?

Height of insult..

Height of insult..
Man: Naayi Biscuit Kodi..
Shopkeeper; Sir,
Parcella.?
ille Tinthira?!!.
;-):-):-):-)

Girl Boy-Funny Kannada sms

GIRL: Naanu USIRU Bitre Estu Hudugaru "PRANA" Bidthaare Gottha..?

BOY: Haagadre Neenu Yaake Olleya Tooth Paste Use Maadbaardu..?!! ;-):-P